The Mistery Monkey - Page 2

Trilby · 10-18-2012, 07:27 AM

I'm enjoying the title of this thread.

who says we HAVE to spell shit they way 'the man' says? It's so fake!

I like 'mistery' - it's a new and wonderful word. Like Misty and Misery - like a double strip tease act you'd only want to see on Halloween and maybe not even then.

infinite monkey · 10-18-2012, 09:21 AM

Love Brass Monkey!

Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel
Put your left leg down - your right leg up
Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us
Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell

Gravdigr · 10-18-2012, 03:20 PM

Brass Monkey junkie.

Stormieweather · 10-25-2012, 12:54 PM

Captured!!

infinite monkey · 10-25-2012, 01:41 PM

How in the world did it take so long? I would think a monkey riding on a lam would be easy to spot. And lams can't climb trees or sneak into sewers.

Trilby · 10-27-2012, 06:46 AM

I don't think we should encourage monkey's to trick-ride lambs like that.

It demeans both species;esp. the lamb which could be, in fact, the lamb of God (Rick) and that is just...well, just don't make a video of it, if you get my drift. Only parrots were ever designed by holy God (also known as the more familiar "Rick") to ride the lamb in such a way as this.

you may have to be burned as a witch AND as an example to others who post such unnatural things.

so sayeth the congress of Salem this Nearly Halloween Eve when you heathen folk sing about a party called the Monster Mash which is clearly a song about the occult. (thanks, Angela, for that info).

Love, Mitt

10-18-2012, 07:27 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I'm enjoying the title of this thread. who says we HAVE to spell shit they way 'the man' says? It's so fake! I like 'mistery' - it's a new and wonderful word. Like Misty and Misery - like a double strip tease act you'd only want to see on Halloween and maybe not even then. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-18-2012, 03:20 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Brass Monkey junkie. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-25-2012, 12:54 PM	#4
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	Captured!! __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

10-25-2012, 01:41 PM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	How in the world did it take so long? I would think a monkey riding on a lam would be easy to spot. And lams can't climb trees or sneak into sewers. Attached Images

10-27-2012, 06:46 AM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I don't think we should encourage monkey's to trick-ride lambs like that. It demeans both species;esp. the lamb which could be, in fact, the lamb of God (Rick) and that is just...well, just don't make a video of it, if you get my drift. Only parrots were ever designed by holy God (also known as the more familiar "Rick") to ride the lamb in such a way as this. you may have to be burned as a witch AND as an example to others who post such unnatural things. so sayeth the congress of Salem this Nearly Halloween Eve when you heathen folk sing about a party called the Monster Mash which is clearly a song about the occult. (thanks, Angela, for that info). Love, Mitt __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-18-2012, 09:21 AM	#2
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Love Brass Monkey! Got this dance that's more than real Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel Put your left leg down - your right leg up Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D. Double R. foots the bill most definitely I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell

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