The Mistery Monkey
 

Down here in StPete we have this monkey roaming the streets.. and they are trying to trap it.. I got 20 bucks that says they won't catch him.. run monkey run...

Please, think of the monkeys!

Is it an Infinite Monkey or a Happy Monkey?

Three years ago, when he first escaped, he was hanging about in the trees by my office. I'm in Clearwater.

I heard on the Colbert report that he jumped on the back of some old lady down there.

good for him!

Little old lady who?

(Oh, sorry, sometimes I just break into yodel for no apparent reason.)

guuuurrrrrrrrrl. :)

Colbert called it Monkey on the Gram instead of Monkey on the Lam which was a section about a different escaped monkey. I would LOVE to have a secret monkey in our neighborhood. That would be really cool.

In The Life of Pi he talks about there being way more escaped critters running around than we could ever imagine.

Right now, at this very moment, there could be an elephant in this room!

:lol: if you're where I think you are, you are probably right! :)

:lol:

Yep!

I think we should make a game called mystery monkey.. so when someone new shows up we can test to see how "sane" they are I mean common it's a dangerous world you know.. have you ever seen faces of death and they all pound the monkey in the head and eat his brains??

That's a spunky monkey.

[LouGrant] I hate spunk. [/LouGrant]

Much needed grins brought to you by the gravdigr. He'll be here all week, try the toe jam. :)

Thanks, you funny people.

I'm enjoying the title of this thread.

who says we HAVE to spell shit they way 'the man' says? It's so fake!

I like 'mistery' - it's a new and wonderful word. Like Misty and Misery - like a double strip tease act you'd only want to see on Halloween and maybe not even then.

I hereby nonmiate JBKlyde as to the officail postion of new mmeber sanity testing.

Since it's all relative anyway.

Brass Monkey... that funky Monkey.