What's mildly amusing you today?

[Sundae]

A representative from Greenpeace came to the door.
I knew I was going to say no, but let her finish her immediate spiel out of innate courtesy.
And she was quite funky in a Goth way. I dig Goth chicks (for a couple of months after they've been buried anyway).

Tips for charity doorstepper.
If you want money, especially for a charity with a big cat on the recruitment form, do not look down as the pet of the house slinks into view and say, "Oh! What's that? Isn't it weird looking!"
Do not insist on calling said cat she when already advised it is a he.
Do not ask if she spooks all the other cats in the neighbourhood.

Bye-bye pretty Goth lady.