I should have kept my deviated septum

[xoxoxoBruce]

You could try cured salted pork plugs.

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

You could try cured salted pork plugs.

Are you kidding me???

Methods: We present a unique case report of a 4-year-old child with known Glanzmann thrombasthenia and two separate episodes of life-threatening epistaxis that were treated successfully by nasal packing with strips of cured pork because of special circumstances.
Results: Cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults successfully stopped nasal hemorrhage promptly, effectively, and without sequelae. In both applications, the patient had complete cessation of nasal bleeding within 24 hours, and was discharged within 72 hours after treatment.

WTF "special circumstances" lead you to shove pork tampons up a four-year-old's schnoz???