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[Starring Slutpuppet]

It has come to my attention that some recent new members seem hopelessly incapable of understanding how to post in a discussion (sort of) forum like the Cellar. So here are a few tips (and don't forget the jar, either).

1) Post randomly in threads that have absolutely no connection to whatever message it is that you're trying to get across. When folks who have been here a while chide you on this behavior, going ballistic is always a good way to make lots of new BFFF.

An example of this can be found here.

[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by Starring Slutpuppet

It has come to my attention that some recent new members seem hopelessly incapable of understanding how to post in a discussion (sort of) forum like the Cellar. So here are a few tips (and don't forget the jar, either).

1) Post randomly in threads that have absolutely no connection to whatever message it is that you're trying to get across. When folks who have been here a while chide you on this behavior, going ballistic is always a good way to make lots of new BFFF.

An example of this can be found here.

Tip # 2:

Always start a whole new thread about really important issues, so they don't get lost in the shuffle. For example:

Look at the Cookie I Ate!

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Look at ME!

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