Stop looking at my Ass!

lumberjim · 08-28-2012, 01:07 PM

no, John. you are my ass. You ....are my ass..

yeah. I've been meaning to talk to you about it, actually. You see, I named My Ass John Sellers. Like, officially. I just got the approval back from the US House of Senatocrats. My ass is now legally known as John Sellers.

and um... while we're on the topic... you should know that I changed the name of my balloon knot to Drax, and my Taint to Datalyss. Do you have any suggestions for my beanbag?

08-28-2012, 01:07 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	no, John. you are my ass. You ....are my ass.. yeah. I've been meaning to talk to you about it, actually. You see, I named My Ass John Sellers. Like, officially. I just got the approval back from the US House of Senatocrats. My ass is now legally known as John Sellers. and um... while we're on the topic... you should know that I changed the name of my balloon knot to Drax, and my Taint to Datalyss. Do you have any suggestions for my beanbag? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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