August 27, 2012 - The Waiter

CaliforniaMama · 08-27-2012, 10:39 AM

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glatt · 08-27-2012, 10:42 AM

Impressive. But I wouldn't want to eat any of those dishes that had other dishes resting in them. And he's a little sweaty looking.

glatt · 08-27-2012, 10:45 AM

And the bowls of soup or gravy at the top are spilling into the dishes below them. Cross contamination! And the people who ordered that soup will be short changed.

CaliforniaMama · 08-27-2012, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Impressive. But I wouldn't want to eat any of those dishes that had other dishes resting in them. And he's a little sweaty looking.

Ewwwwww! I was thinking the same thing.

infinite monkey · 08-27-2012, 11:17 AM

Maybe the food was really crappy and he's taking it all back to the kitchen.

When I'd clear tables at the bar, on a crazy busy night with bottles and glasses piling to high heaven, I'd have a beer bottle on each finger, some glasses or beer bottles tucked under my arms, and I could usually get one more mug with my bottled fingers.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-28-2012, 02:01 PM

Waiter, there's a thumb in my soup. No, I don't want that spoon... I know what you use it for.

08-27-2012, 10:39 AM	#1
CaliforniaMama I wonder . . . Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Left Coast, a pretty good place to be. Posts: 1,278	August 27, 2012 - The Waiter via Jokeroo

08-28-2012, 02:01 PM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Waiter, there's a thumb in my soup. No, I don't want that spoon... I know what you use it for. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-27-2012, 10:42 AM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Impressive. But I wouldn't want to eat any of those dishes that had other dishes resting in them. And he's a little sweaty looking.

08-27-2012, 10:45 AM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	And the bowls of soup or gravy at the top are spilling into the dishes below them. Cross contamination! And the people who ordered that soup will be short changed.

08-27-2012, 11:17 AM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Maybe the food was really crappy and he's taking it all back to the kitchen. When I'd clear tables at the bar, on a crazy busy night with bottles and glasses piling to high heaven, I'd have a beer bottle on each finger, some glasses or beer bottles tucked under my arms, and I could usually get one more mug with my bottled fingers.

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