wolf Goes to Rehab (WAS: Tales from the New Nuthouse)

[wolf]

So the security guard, the one who bows to me and calls me his goddess ... he comes into the office last night, with a carefully wrapped package in his hands. He says, "Goddess wolf, don't touch this without gloves, but we got to put this away."

"What is it?"

"It's a cell phone. it's wrapped in plastic, and I have two pairs of gloves around it too."

"Why?"

"One of the patients had it on the unit. She was hiding it."

"So, why is it ... oh. was she hiding it in a special place?"

"Yes." (I think he was grateful that I caught on so quickly)

"Did she have it on vibrate?"

The man laughs just like Jeffrey Holder.

The rest of the night he would come by and say ... "Call me."

[Urbane Guerrilla]

Originally Posted by wolf

So the security guard, the one who bows to me . . .
The rest of the night he would come by and say ... "Call me."

A bit of a workplace crush then? That's about like finding a Hello Kitty lunchbox -- that's ticking. Kinda cute, but probably dangerous.

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

...but probably dangerous.

OR, they could turn out to be the love of each other's lives.