New policy for the Cellar

[lumberjim]

I wasn't supposed to tell you this juju, but ....

...sorry, everyone, I'm going to tell him....

Before this gets out of hand, you should know that you're on candid camera. This whole thing was done just to try to get you to leave. But now, with your departure imminent, I find myslef remiss of the role I've played in the effort. You see, we staged the whole thing. Tony hired me to come on here, gain your trust as an active member, and then start a "fight" between two of the most prolific members. Then he pretended to react really "over the top" and then dave pretended to get mad and leave. ( he's been posting this whole time as FileNotFound, using my mother in law's address in springfield. he is a creation of mine. I picked the kind of car he drives, that he likes to drive fast, and comes from russia....dave insisted on him being rude and aggressive. He's had a hard time of it posting so much less than he was used to, but, i think he did really well. )Then we started laying the ground work for this "play" we just preformed for you. We had to find a plausible reason for tony to begin actively moderating. The psych profile that sycamore performed on you using data from your reactions to my random seeming jabs indicated that fear of censorship was your hot button. So again, we had tony react a little zealously, and at just the right moment, attack you from your blind side, and push some of the blame toward you. As expected, you took the bait, and said you were leaving. I just won $5 each from all three of these guys who said that would be your last post. i knew you wouldn't give up that easy, and would make at LEAST one final farewell post.

Boy I feel so relieved....the pressure is just melting away. Tony, you can keep my fee, my work here is done.