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Old 06-05-2012, 09:02 AM   #1
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Old 06-05-2012, 09:41 AM   #2
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Woe is the new English Pointer pup in MY house.
He came two weeks ago and is still peeing and pooping in MY house.
It's not waning. This wiggling wag is wrecking my ward.

I used to be the center of attention. But No More.
I'm still just as friendly and eager to see people as ever.
I'm still just as happy to fetch a ball, or play with toys and kids.

Now everyone laughs and squeals at this squirming literal SOB.
He is always biting me... my ears, my jowls, my lips... even my privates !

We, Labrador Retrievers shouldn't have to put up with this... but we do.
When will his Mom come get him and take him back where he was whelped ?
Otherwise, I may have to take him on a one-way walk in town.

My name is Vicky, and I approve this message of woe.
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Old 06-05-2012, 02:16 PM   #3
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Woe is the new English Pointer pup in MY house. He is still peeing and pooping in MY house.
This wiggling wag is wrecking my ward.
BUT ... is he messing with your cup?
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