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Mother Nature Network
June 1, 2012

10 tips for surviving a zombie outbreak

First, you get that creepy-crawly feeling running down your spine.
Crouched low in the shadows, you shift your ax from one hand to the other.
You think you’re alone, but your instincts are telling you otherwise.

Then it happens — screaming out from darkness comes the biggest,
baddest, ugliest walking dead you’ve ever seen. Should you attack?
Should you run? Or should you call in reinforcements?

These are good questions to ask when dealing with a zombie outbreak.
And we have a list of tips that will keep you on your toes
— and alive – during a zombie outbreak.