Dear Carrot

[wolf]

Ah books ... old paper, well cured glue actually made of horse hooves. Teh Yummeh.

They're like potato chips.

(for our non-US Dwellars ... there was an advertising campaign for Lay's Potato Chips in which Jay Leno, before he had anything like a decent career and was a struggling stand up commedian, informed us, "You can't eat just one.")

[Lamplighter]

Dear Carrot,

It is, I think, high time you and I agreed to a set of basic house rules.
I realise that, as far as you are concerned, this is already the case,
but frankly, not peeing on the carpet and not biting mummy's face
is not a sufficiently comprehensive list.
<snip>

What a well-formed letter !!!
warm-hearted and over-the-top understanding.

Now, just wait till he's old enough to write back
... with the list of things bothering him.