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[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by BigV

Please. Someone help me. I watched this video, and now I can't find my brain.

I can't see germs, so they aren't making me sick. It must be evil spirits.

[glatt]

Cause of the infant's death? "Disseminated herpes simplex virus Type 1, complicating ritual circumcision with oral suction."

What is this I don't even.

[Spexxvet]

Oy Vay. Wrong in so many ways.

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by glatt

Cause of the infant's death? "Disseminated herpes simplex virus Type 1, complicating ritual circumcision with oral suction."

What is this I don't even.

Ok folks, turns out there was a third tablet with five more commandments.

XI. Thou shalt keep thy mouth away from open wounds on other people's bodies.

XII. Thou shalt keep thy mouth away from babies' penises.

XIII. Thou shalt keep thy active virus-weeping cold-sores away from other people.

XIV. Thou shalt keep thy virus-weeping cold-sore infected mouth away from open wounds on babies' penises.

XV. I, thy God, would have thought XIV would have gone without saying, yet it seemeth thou art stupid, with a head like unto a block of wood, therefore, I command ye also: tryeth ye not to do anything else really bloody stupid. Please. Thinketh ye of the children.