Humor...I Need Humor...

jimhelm · 03-03-2012, 10:23 AM

So, I went to the Doctor and he told me that I have Tom Jones Syndrome.

dismayed, I asked... 'Is that common?'

he said, " well, it's not unusual..."

Nirvana · 03-03-2012, 04:46 PM

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth, and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm a Democrat," "Amnesty for Illegals," "I love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," “George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and. "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

GunMaster357 · 03-04-2012, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth, and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm a Democrat," "Amnesty for Illegals," "I love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," “George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and. "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

I might try that one with a a bumper sticker "Proud to be French !"

Do you think my chances will be better ?

Nirvana · 03-04-2012, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by GunMaster357

I might try that one with a a bumper sticker "Proud to be French !"

Do you think my chances will be better ?

Depends on how big of a gun you have

GunMaster357 · 03-04-2012, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana

Depends on how big of a gun you have

I'll make sure to bring one. And I'll work to be fast on the draw.

In case discretion is required, a nice K-Bar should do it.

03-03-2012, 10:23 AM	#1
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	So, I went to the Doctor and he told me that I have Tom Jones Syndrome. dismayed, I asked... 'Is that common?' he said, " well, it's not unusual..." __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

03-03-2012, 04:46 PM	#2
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Survivor, Texas-Style! Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!" The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth, and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm a Democrat," "Amnesty for Illegals," "I love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," “George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and. "I'm here to confiscate your guns." The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

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