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classicman · 03-01-2012, 10:55 AM

Italian Grandfather

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside
“Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business,
you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple-a bambinos."

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed wid anudder man.

"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'time's up'?”

03-01-2012, 10:55 AM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Italian Grandfather Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside “Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple-a bambinos." "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed wid anudder man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'time's up'?” __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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