The Boring New Thread

[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by glatt

Did it have a banana seat? Did you clip cards to the spokes so it would make motorcycle sounds?

I clipped cards to the spokes so it would sound like a 1985 Honda Civic (with a hole in the muffler) driven by a 17 year old in 2012. So, basically, like a crappy lawnmower.

I also leaned over really far on my right arm when I rode it, to produce an effect of 'cooly disinterested' and 'sort of tired.'

I was precocious and futuristic.