Reasons to stay away from America

regular.joe · 02-16-2012, 11:02 PM

Monkey is right we do have some damn good pie, and just about anything amateur or minor legue. Baseball, softball, soccer, hockey, rec legue stuff, heck there is an over 30 hardball baseball legue in California. I'd rather see a minor legue game in the summer then a major legue game any day of the week. And we don't murder the ref if he makes a bad call, we just hekel them from the stands. They can hear you so much better at a small field. (umm, i'm supposed to be telling why NOT to come to the states, huh? oh well. ran out of reasons.)

Lamplighter · 02-17-2012, 12:32 AM

Our beer is only 6% and served cold... our bars are dark

We drive on the right side of the road.
... Look left before stepping off the curb

Anywhere is a day's drive, or more, away

Cold weather comes from the north, hot from the south
Easterners believe that once you've seen a corn field, you've seen the West

Streets in Boston have name-signs only at the beginnings and ends.
... you are expected to know the name of any street you are drive on.

In Seattle and San Francisco, you often can't get there from here.

02-16-2012, 11:02 PM	#1
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	Monkey is right we do have some damn good pie, and just about anything amateur or minor legue. Baseball, softball, soccer, hockey, rec legue stuff, heck there is an over 30 hardball baseball legue in California. I'd rather see a minor legue game in the summer then a major legue game any day of the week. And we don't murder the ref if he makes a bad call, we just hekel them from the stands. They can hear you so much better at a small field. (umm, i'm supposed to be telling why NOT to come to the states, huh? oh well. ran out of reasons.) __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

02-17-2012, 12:32 AM	#2
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Our beer is only 6% and served cold... our bars are dark We drive on the right side of the road. ... Look left before stepping off the curb Anywhere is a day's drive, or more, away Cold weather comes from the north, hot from the south Easterners believe that once you've seen a corn field, you've seen the West Streets in Boston have name-signs only at the beginnings and ends. ... you are expected to know the name of any street you are drive on. In Seattle and San Francisco, you often can't get there from here.

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