February 16, 2012 - Toot your own horn

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Like I told my mother when I was a kid, if I eat it, they'll still be starving. I got hit for that.

That's a new one on me.
I came out with the other classic response "Send it to them then!"
I think I got hit for that too.

A tutor who tooted a root
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
"Is it harder to neuter
Or live your whole life as a fruit?

With apols to Infi, who I shamelessly stole from.
But I am a pedant and needed a proper limerick form before I could sleep.