Chosen Mysteries

[Beest]

Originally Posted by Sundae

I love that it is played on my local park by the British born Asian boys in the same way lads used to have a kickabout (soccer) in mine.

We were once driving by one of the high schools and saw some kids playing cricket, they were Indians. As with soccer, just becasue we invented it doesn't mean we own it, the colonies are much more keen.

God's knows where they got the bats though..


Oh and Snookie, I know little enough to know that I don't want need or care to know more.

[Pete Zicato]

Originally Posted by Beest

they were Indians.

Ha. Can you tell I'm American? I was thinking feathers instead of dots and wondering why Indians decided to pick up cricket.

[ZenGum]

Yesterday my mate visited and we were talking crap, as we do.

There was a recent story (did I see it here? Cheeseburger network, maybe?) about a woman with a rare medical condition, essentially she has two vaginas. She has declined a million dollar offer to make a porno.

But this got us thinking, how many co-stars would she need? or rather, be able to accomodate?
V1, V2, anal, oral, one in each hand ... six?
(which is why the seventh dwarf was Grumpy )

We thought there might be problems with access, so we decided the the partners would have to be midget porn stars.

But there might still be difficulties with angles and that, so maybe we need a few midget amputee porn stars.

Are there any? We could have googled it.

And at that point, we decided not to. This was our chosen mystery: how many midget amputee pornstars are there? I may never know.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

Ha. Can you tell I'm American? I was thinking feathers instead of dots and wondering why Indians decided to pick up cricket.

Yeah, our Indians play lacrosse.