Products You Never Knew Existed

[Sundae]

Bruce bought me Anti-Monkey Butt powder a year or so back.
I still have it. I ration it, because it is so very good.
I use it when it is really hot (I keep it in my school bag in the Summer.)

It's not my butt so much as under my boobs - you could cook an egg under there and chafing is very painful.

[Pete Zicato]

Oooh. Mrs. Z has the same issue. Looks like I get to be a hero this summer.

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by Sundae

It's not my butt so much as under my boobs - you could cook an egg under there and chafing is very painful.

So why don't you? You're often unhappy with the lunch menu.

Heck people here will use just a bit of alfoil to cook a kangaroo tail on the engine block of their car as they drive.

[BigV]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

So why don't you? You're often unhappy with the lunch menu.

Heck people here will use just a bit of alfoil to cook a kangaroo tail on the engine block of their car as they drive.

alfoil. That's new to me. I recognize it as "tinfoil". Interesting.