Mental Nuts-- Can You Crack 'em? - Page 15

jimhelm · 12-30-2011, 03:26 PM

that's nice.

So, because I have tried to be more considerate lately, I should go fuck myself if I tell it to you straight?

You were overreacting to imagined slights. now you're having a meltdown. I'm sorry if I set you off. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings when I stated my opinion about this answer. I never said anything to or about you until you began splashing the sarcasm around and calling us ALL jerks.

Go take a deep breath.

jimhelm · 12-30-2011, 03:28 PM

and there's no new jim. same guy. different experience. I try to learn from my mistakes. this has gotta be the 11th time you've flown off the fucking handle over nothing. maybe you should try to be the new calmer monkey.

infinite monkey · 12-30-2011, 03:28 PM

No. No I won't.

I'm sick of it, and I'm done. I'm not your whipping boy, or anyone elses.

No one gives a fuck what I have to say until they see they're getting under my skin, then it becomes a joke to push me til I blow.

And I"m powerless to just walk away. Like I need something from ehre. Like I keep thinking I belong somehow.

You want nice? I sure have tried, but I am NOTHING here, and I don't need it.

Tell me again how I imagine and how I melt down. I hope your psychiatry online degree comes in the mail soon. Hopefully before you kill someone.

Deep breath. Fuck taht.

jimhelm · 12-30-2011, 03:28 PM

fucking made me double post and look crazy, you twat... so here's a triple post just so you can be SURE I'm as nutty as you are, squirrel turd!

HAGGIS THESE NVTS!

jimhelm · 12-30-2011, 03:29 PM

cmere... gimme a hug, you dirty bitch

infinite monkey · 12-30-2011, 03:29 PM

Fuck yourself jim.

FUCK YOURSELF. HYPOCRITE.

But before you do please to enumerate all my faults. I'm not sure I know every single last one of them.

Dismissive.

jimhelm · 12-30-2011, 03:30 PM

cmon now... before you say something you'll regret....

let me hold you

jimhelm · 12-30-2011, 03:33 PM

and I NEVER said i was kinder... or any of that. you people said that.

Oh, I like the new nice jim... which is fine.... whatever... The only REAL difference is that it usually doesn't occur to me to pick on someone. jinx used to point stupid shit out, and wind me up... I had the capacity to flame them unmerciful. I still do. I just don't bother all that much anymore.

Are you smiling? I DO really love you, you know. for serious.

classicman · 12-30-2011, 03:38 PM

okie dokie... Sorry if I offended somehow. I was trying to explain my opinion which I thought was the same as IM's...
The part that I believe we differ upon is this (from the original)
"A hunter sees a squirrel on the trunk of a tree" (bold mine)
Perhaps the squirrel doesn't stay ON the tree. However, I thought that was the implication. As you were, I'm out.

BigV · 12-30-2011, 03:49 PM

Does the hunter go around the muzzle of his gun?

jimhelm · 12-30-2011, 03:56 PM

yes! and he goes around the end of his nose, and he goes around all of the air between him and the tree, and he goes around the worms in the apples on the ground near the tree, and he goes right round, baby right round.

classicman · 12-30-2011, 03:58 PM

Irrelevant question.
Is the hunter holding the gun or is the gun stationary or is the squirrel holding it?

BigV · 12-30-2011, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

Irrelevant question.
Is the hunter holding the gun or is the gun stationary or is the squirrel holding it?

It's relevant to me. If you find it irrelevant, why bother mentioning it? I'm imagining a scenario like the illustration that accompanied this nut originally. You can scroll back for reference.

classicman · 12-30-2011, 04:10 PM

Ok, well then tell me how an inanimate object HELD BY THE HUNTER is
remotely related to a live squirrel intentionally moving opposite the hunter.

BigV · 12-30-2011, 04:12 PM

Does the hunter circle the squirrel?

Does the hunter circle the tree?

What else, the muzzle of his gun for example, does the hunter circle?

What does it mean for the hunter to circle something?

It is necessary to know the answer to this last question if you're going to be able to answer the first question. I often move from the general to the specific when solving puzzles. This is one such example.

12-30-2011, 03:26 PM	#211
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	that's nice. So, because I have tried to be more considerate lately, I should go fuck myself if I tell it to you straight? You were overreacting to imagined slights. now you're having a meltdown. I'm sorry if I set you off. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings when I stated my opinion about this answer. I never said anything to or about you until you began splashing the sarcasm around and calling us ALL jerks. Go take a deep breath. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-30-2011, 03:28 PM	#212
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	and there's no new jim. same guy. different experience. I try to learn from my mistakes. this has gotta be the 11th time you've flown off the fucking handle over nothing. maybe you should try to be the new calmer monkey. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-30-2011, 03:28 PM	#214
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	fucking made me double post and look crazy, you twat... so here's a triple post just so you can be SURE I'm as nutty as you are, squirrel turd! HAGGIS THESE NVTS! __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-30-2011, 03:29 PM	#215
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	cmere... gimme a hug, you dirty bitch __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-30-2011, 03:30 PM	#217
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	cmon now... before you say something you'll regret.... let me hold you __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-30-2011, 03:28 PM	#213
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	No. No I won't. I'm sick of it, and I'm done. I'm not your whipping boy, or anyone elses. No one gives a fuck what I have to say until they see they're getting under my skin, then it becomes a joke to push me til I blow. And I"m powerless to just walk away. Like I need something from ehre. Like I keep thinking I belong somehow. You want nice? I sure have tried, but I am NOTHING here, and I don't need it. Tell me again how I imagine and how I melt down. I hope your psychiatry online degree comes in the mail soon. Hopefully before you kill someone. Deep breath. Fuck taht.

12-30-2011, 03:29 PM	#216
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Fuck yourself jim. FUCK YOURSELF. HYPOCRITE. But before you do please to enumerate all my faults. I'm not sure I know every single last one of them. Dismissive.

12-30-2011, 03:33 PM	#218
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	and I NEVER said i was kinder... or any of that. you people said that. Oh, I like the new nice jim... which is fine.... whatever... The only REAL difference is that it usually doesn't occur to me to pick on someone. jinx used to point stupid shit out, and wind me up... I had the capacity to flame them unmerciful. I still do. I just don't bother all that much anymore. Are you smiling? I DO really love you, you know. for serious. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-30-2011, 03:38 PM	#219
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	okie dokie... Sorry if I offended somehow. I was trying to explain my opinion which I thought was the same as IM's... The part that I believe we differ upon is this (from the original) "A hunter sees a squirrel on the trunk of a tree" (bold mine) Perhaps the squirrel doesn't stay ON the tree. However, I thought that was the implication. As you were, I'm out. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-30-2011, 03:49 PM	#220
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Does the hunter go around the muzzle of his gun? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-30-2011, 03:56 PM	#221
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	yes! and he goes around the end of his nose, and he goes around all of the air between him and the tree, and he goes around the worms in the apples on the ground near the tree, and he goes right round, baby right round. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-30-2011, 03:58 PM	#222
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Irrelevant question. Is the hunter holding the gun or is the gun stationary or is the squirrel holding it? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-30-2011, 04:10 PM	#224
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Ok, well then tell me how an inanimate object HELD BY THE HUNTER is remotely related to a live squirrel intentionally moving opposite the hunter. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-30-2011, 04:12 PM	#225
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Does the hunter circle the squirrel? Does the hunter circle the tree? What else, the muzzle of his gun for example, does the hunter circle? What does it mean for the hunter to circle something? It is necessary to know the answer to this last question if you're going to be able to answer the first question. I often move from the general to the specific when solving puzzles. This is one such example. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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