Osama bin Laden is DEAD

[infinite monkey]

Wait, they got Bin Laden? When did this happen?

[classicman]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Wait, they got Bin Laden? When did this happen?

lol

bin Laden was in that compound only long after all GITMO prisoners were in GITMO.

Cite. We'll need records of a those who are currently in GITMO, were in GITMO, any and all visitor logs.
Additionally we will need to see the records of any and all new secret detainees and visitors.
Also the lease bin Laden signed and/or papers as to the purchase of said compound,
whatever U-Haul/Ryder truck rental agreement.
Furthermore, all correspondence between bin Laden and his subordinates.
Lastly, we require a lock of bin Laden's hair.


Actually, I just want the lock of his hair. Thats gotta be worth something, DNA and all.

[tw]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Wait, they got Bin Laden? When did this happen?

Prisoners in GITMO telepathically transmitted that myth so that we would stop looking for bin Laden. Much easier to do when god is working for them. Unfortunately, you were not on their telepathic e-mail list.

[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by tw

Prisoners in GITMO telepathically transmitted that myth so that we would stop looking for bin Laden. Much easier to do when god is working for them. Unfortunately, you were not on their telepathic e-mail list.

Well somebody here could have courtesy copied me. Hmmph.

[tw]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Well somebody here could have courtesy copied me.

classicman appears to be well connected.