Obama: "I'm ready to negotiate with you, Iran." Iran: "Fuck you."

sexobon · 12-14-2011, 01:47 PM

Why destroy it when we've laced it with malware for them to download that will hibernate in their systems until we're ready for activation. Operation Trojan Drone is proceeding as planned, we just let them think they won a prize 'cause we knew they'd be suspicious of a gift. Now, they're too full of themselves to ever believe that we let them have it. Asking for it back was not only part of the ruse, it indemnifies us from claims of subsequent damage to their property. We expended one drone to "stray" over their border and land completely intact, able to deliver its virtual payload, at a reasonable cost to the taxpayers as these things go.

That said, who'd like to buy some beachfront property in Nevada for when California falls into the ocean?

12-14-2011, 01:47 PM	#11
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Why destroy it when we've laced it with malware for them to download that will hibernate in their systems until we're ready for activation. Operation Trojan Drone is proceeding as planned, we just let them think they won a prize 'cause we knew they'd be suspicious of a gift. Now, they're too full of themselves to ever believe that we let them have it. Asking for it back was not only part of the ruse, it indemnifies us from claims of subsequent damage to their property. We expended one drone to "stray" over their border and land completely intact, able to deliver its virtual payload, at a reasonable cost to the taxpayers as these things go. That said, who'd like to buy some beachfront property in Nevada for when California falls into the ocean?

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