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Old 12-12-2011, 03:58 AM   #1
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From 51 jokes in 4 minutes:

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Q: What did the YouTuber say when he came in fifth place in a race? A: First!!
I don't get it.
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Old 12-12-2011, 07:43 AM   #2
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I don't get it.
FIRST!!!!!

oh, there have been two thousand posts before mine all posted in the nano scale of fractions of seconds since this video was posted, and half of them say 'first' because they two were slow on the submit button and did not pray to the gods of the bandwidth for a faster connection.

I hope that helps to understand that joke.
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Old 12-12-2011, 08:41 PM   #3
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Old 12-13-2011, 12:48 AM   #4
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Old 12-13-2011, 07:25 AM   #5
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Umm....you do realize this is a humor thread, right?
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Old 12-13-2011, 02:48 AM   #6
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...I hope that helps to understand that joke.
Somewhat, thanks.
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