Dear Anonymous

[Sundae]

Having checked, I posted mine 26/11.
And the postage MUST be right this time as it was calculated in front of me at the Post Office.

I've saved the receipt too.
I'll go in with all guns blazing if this is delayed due to inadequate postage.

I do mean that metaphorically.
In literal terms I will adopt a cross voice and a pursed mouth.
I might flare my nostrils. And/ or tut.

Your post (mail) is rubbish BTW.

But then I know someone who sent something from the US to the UK that is taking as long. Sorry to bore you with specific details.
So don't give up hope yet.

It's exciting for me anyway. When I log on every day I think it will be the day you get your prize from me.
I'm not trying to big it up, it's just general gifting-impatience.
While it is in transit it is magical and unobtainable.
Not sure how I'll cope when it arrives and has been opened and is just another item.