What is your favorite single-celled organism?

[infinite monkey]

4 out of 9 Dwellars prefer paramecia.

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We've secretly replaced footfootfoot's amoeba with a paramecium. Let's see if he notices.

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Paramecia: Number 8 in your program, Number 1 in your heart.

[Lamplighter]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

4 out of 9 Dwellars prefer paramecia.
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Paramecia: Number 8 in your program, Number 1 in your heart.

Do you have the authority to change the bylaws and override the vote of the flock ?

And besides, paramecia do display both sexual and asexual multiplication,
and we don't want any of those "hybrids" in our congregation.

[BigV]

Originally Posted by Lamplighter

Do you have the authority to change the bylaws and override the vote of the flock ?

And besides, paramecia do display both sexual and asexual multiplication,
and we don't want any of those "hybrids" in our congregation.

Ya know, I found this lovely song on YouTube the other day (under other circumstances) but it applies here perfectly. I offer this in rebuttal to you, Lamplighter, because I trust you'll see it in the humorous spirit I intend. I had envisioned introducing it in some other, more genuinely hostile conversation, I may still do so. But for now, I have this to say about that!



ps, please expand the lyrics in the description for a fuller understanding of this very cheerful "sounding" song

[Lamplighter]

It does have a nice melody !

[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by Lamplighter

Do you have the authority to change the bylaws and override the vote of the flock ?

And besides, paramecia do display both sexual and asexual multiplication,
and we don't want any of those "hybrids" in our congregation.

I have no authority. I fought it, it always wins.

You're a protist! Well, actually you're an anti-protist!