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| View Poll Results: Fave Single-celled Organism? | |||
| Amoeba |
   
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3 | 27.27% |
| Paramecium |
  
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5 | 45.45% |
| Euglena |
  
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2 | 18.18% |
| Single-celled organisms are beneath me |
  
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4 | 36.36% |
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12-07-2011, 04:02 PM
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I don't like the monads that can't move. They use all the monad carts at the Wal-mart, and park like they're the queen.
And when that guy said "Your mother wears army boots and your dad is an amoeba" it was a completely untrue insult.  I mean 
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12-07-2011, 04:40 PM
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Green smelly bugs are never invited to parties, but they make their presence known.
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12-07-2011, 05:23 PM
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Paramecia have cilliae, and look like they're moving hasted than they really are. You know, like a Lambourghini Countache.
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12-07-2011, 06:04 PM
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What is your favorite single-celled orgasm?
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12-07-2011, 06:40 PM
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the vasectomy reduced the volume noticeably, hopefully to below single cell levels. It's been great!
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12-07-2011, 09:16 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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12-08-2011, 12:04 AM
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I couldn't help but notice that Rick Santorum wasn't included in this poll.
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12-08-2011, 08:40 AM
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12-08-2011, 09:50 AM
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Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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As a "for reals" answer, I gotta go with V. Yeast - necessary for bread, cinnamon rolls, and beer. That beats cilia any day.
Your father was an amoeba, and your mother smells of growth medium. I ferment in your general direction.
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12-08-2011, 11:16 AM
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her joke, that is.
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12-08-2011, 06:49 PM
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12-08-2011, 06:50 PM
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I am unable to come up with any smart ass pun or wisecrack on this topic.
Seriously, I've tried. I'm worried. I should go to the doctor.
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12-08-2011, 10:52 PM
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