Crime (funny, not-so-funny, bizarre, and just plain stupid) and dealing with it

Lady Sidhe · 02-05-2004, 08:48 PM

An Iowa man whose wife testified his penis was too small to
be seen from 35 feet away now faces jail time for indecent
exposure. Doug Neece, 41, has been on trial for three charges of indecent exposure, the Quad City Times reported Friday. Part of his defense entailed having his wife testify that he is not well-endowed enough for a female postal worker to have seen his penis from about 35 feet. That did not appear too convincing to the Scott County jury that took five hours to
convict him. Neece faces up to a year in jail on each charge
and will be placed on the state's sex offender registry.

Sorry, but....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sidhe

02-05-2004, 08:48 PM	#4
Lady Sidhe That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.... Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hammond, La. Posts: 978	An Iowa man whose wife testified his penis was too small to be seen from 35 feet away now faces jail time for indecent exposure. Doug Neece, 41, has been on trial for three charges of indecent exposure, the Quad City Times reported Friday. Part of his defense entailed having his wife testify that he is not well-endowed enough for a female postal worker to have seen his penis from about 35 feet. That did not appear too convincing to the Scott County jury that took five hours to convict him. Neece faces up to a year in jail on each charge and will be placed on the state's sex offender registry. Sorry, but....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sidhe __________________ My free will...I never leave home without it. --House Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. -Rita Rudner

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