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Old 11-18-2011, 07:24 AM   #11
Trilby
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Originally Posted by infinite monkey View Post
Anyone can date the quarterback, just wait until he's bald, fat, unemployed, and an alcoholic.
Exactly.

I gained a lot of weight (about 50 lbs) with both pregnancies (and then lost it) but second hubby thought I wasn't losing it fast enough.

Our first dinner out post-baby (without the baby - our first grown up evening out in MONTHS) and just as I'm about to swallow a mouthful of beer (ah! finally after MONTHS!) he said, apropos to nothing, "So, when are you gonna lose the weight?"

I cannot tell you how hard that hit me. I wanted to throw up, my throat constricted and tears filled my eyes even though I was willing myself to be calm. That ruined the evening for me.

Looking back I should have said, "I'll lose the weight when you grow your cock - deal?"


I am nearly 50, post two pregnancies, post menopausal, post chemo and post breast surgery. Go fuck youself, buck-o.

and proud of it.
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