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11-06-2011, 12:14 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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The Motorola W260G Is A Goddamned Turd.
That pretty much sums it up. Yes, I know it's an old model phone, it was a turd when it was new. But, it's such a turd of a phone, Ima say it again:
The Motorola W260G is a goddamned turd. I don't think I can be a "Proper U.S. Citizen" as long as I carry this phone. Honey Badger don't give a shit, 'cause he has one of these phones and he's trying to get it to work. Stephen Hawking tried to set the time on one of these phones, and he's been in a wheelchair ever since. Chuck Norris looked at one of these phones, and wept. Clodfobble's brain cannot comprehend this phone. I tried to throw this phone into a fire, and the fire gathered itself like a hoop skirt and ran off. This phone's image does not appear in mirrors. I tried shooting it with silver bullets...It shot back. I threw it into a black hole, the hole spit it back out. Thanks for tuning in, join us for the next episode of "Gravdigr Hates His Phone". Same time, same station, same Gravdigr. Prolly the same phone.
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11-06-2011, 12:57 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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11-06-2011, 01:14 PM
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Professor
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11-07-2011, 12:19 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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One day, grav, you'll get a new phone.
Shortly after that, you'll visit a shooting range. With old phone. Shortly afterwards, you will feel better. We would like pics. Say, wasn't someone going to shoot up an old laptop?
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11-08-2011, 01:15 PM
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Professor
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Another possibility is for you to enter the Mobile Phone Throwing World Championships held every year in Savonlinna, Finland.
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"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce Last edited by GunMaster357; 11-08-2011 at 01:16 PM. Reason: Trying to please the grammar Nazis... |
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11-08-2011, 06:30 PM
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11-14-2011, 12:17 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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************************************************ I got a new phone. It's one of those new Motorola Razrs. It's a piece of crap, too, though. No signal reception, and every time I try to talk on it, my ear bleeds. I'm starting to think the guy in the alley w/the trench coat I bought it from wasn't on the up and up.
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