Crime (funny, not-so-funny, bizarre, and just plain stupid) and dealing with it

[Lady Sidhe]

In perhaps one of the touchiest police standoffs of all time,
a 20-year-old female suspected of dealing drugs battled police
for 10 hours after she shoved some crack in a crack of her own.
After being spotted, the woman reached into her pants and a
batch of suspected crack cocaine "disappeared". Unable to
convince the woman to produce the evidence, she was taken to
a San Francisco hospital for the drug's extraction. However,
non-compliance from the suspect and hospital staff forced a
legal standoff that spanned almost half a day. Finally, after
obtaining a "body cavity search warrant", police persuaded
the suspect to give up and take out the contraband herself.


Sidhe