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Old 11-03-2011, 08:58 PM   #1
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The Old Testament is pornographic and Revelations was written by a psycho on crack. Children should be strongly discouraged from going anywhere near it. I wish the Rapture would hurry up and arrive so we could be rid of the Republican party. Children excepted, of course.
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Old 11-04-2011, 12:18 AM   #2
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I wish the Rapture would hurry up and arrive so we could be rid of the Republican party. :
I just snorted so loud it woke my dog up.
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Old 11-04-2011, 08:34 AM   #3
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Sod that. Raise the kids with an open view and allow them to choose when they are adults. Somehow.
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The Old Testament is pornographic and Revelations was written by a psycho on crack.
Actually, revelations is an example of a popular genre of writing called Apocalyptic literature.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalyptic_literature
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Old 11-04-2011, 08:37 AM   #4
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Which came first, the pornography or the Apocalyptic literature ?
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Old 11-04-2011, 12:07 PM   #5
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Old 11-04-2011, 08:30 PM   #6
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Funny, I get a lot of flack from people who ask me what religious beliefs I've instilled in my children and I respond with...tolerance, diversity and a conscience.
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