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02-01-2004, 12:45 PM
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Why there's pie in the sky
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1. What's the difference between a dead lawyer lying in the road and a dead skunk lying in the road?
There are skidmarks infront of the skunk. 2. A man walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy sitting in the corner replies, "Hey, I take offence to that!" "Why?" askes the first man, "are you a lawyer?" The other guy replies, "No, I'm an asshole."
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