Things not to like about dogs

[Glinda]

Originally Posted by monster

They bite
They slobber
They smell
They eat poop
They leave big piles of poop that someone has to pick up
They chew up precious things
They bite
They are really, really noisy
They slobber
They are not cats
Some of them look like rats
Some of them look like wolves
People talk to them in baby voices and tell them to go potty
They slobber
They smell


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You left out:

• They jump all over you, and invariably scratch you with their huge honkin' nails which are almost impossible to trim
• They get your clothes dirty when they jump all over you
• They scratch the hell out of the door/wall when they want to go outside (or, in the case of the people who owned this house before me, they dig a freakin' hole in the carpet trying to get out)
• They have to be taken outside for walks all the freakin' time
• They leave mud and dirt all over the %$#@! floor and carpet when they return from walks
• They hump your leg (or worse, the legs of total strangers)

And may I reiterate?

• They slobber
• They chew everything in sight
• They're LOUD and obnoxious
• They stink

Cats, on the other hand, aren't/don't do any of these things. All hail CATS!





Note: Oh, I've had dogs. Plenty of dogs. The reasons I'll never have another are listed above.