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Old 10-19-2011, 10:32 AM   #1
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I wrote the list.

It was intended as humor, and if I could, I would make a couple of changes. Most regrettable are the omissions, naturally. I want to apologize to Brill. I posted what I intended as support for her last night, but I offended her with my choice of words.

My dad used to say that I could fuck up a new crowbar.
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Old 10-19-2011, 10:42 AM   #2
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I posted what I intended as support for her last night, but I offended her with my choice of words.
It's fake offense, because drama is the actual goal.

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My dad used to say that I could fuck up a new crowbar.
This one was sold bent. You gotta stop buying the bent ones and then thinking you bent them... it'll destroy ya.
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Old 10-19-2011, 10:49 AM   #3
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My dad used to say that I could fuck up a new crowbar.
I'm saving that one to use with my grandson
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