Fear of spiders.

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Originally Posted by Sundae

I am far more afraid of shitting myself than any spider.

Oh wait - clarify.
Any spider in this country.

I'm not mean enough to attach the photo of the huntsman spider behind the clock (hahaha, I know it's seared in your brains anyway!) but it has reminded me to print it off for a spider-shy colleague at work.

S'okay, you already know I'm teh evil.

Pictures have no effect on me.

Originally Posted by jimhelm

I've decapitated a wasp with scissors and put it's little head on a toothpick as a warning to the other wasps.

I shall have his head on a pike!

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I'm the same about Daddy Long Legs. They are cute.

They're not spiders, they're harvestmen. A fine distinction, but even as a kid I noted it. (And as a kid I called them Granddaddy Long Legs for some reason.)

Plus, I don't think they tend to sneak into your house. DLLs seem perfectly content to stay outside. I don't think I've ever seen one crawling around my house. Weird.

Oh crap!
Do these little bastards have anything to do with Winblows error messages that mention dlls?

Originally Posted by Rhianne

You're all wrong, totally wrong. Spiders are adorable. Given the choice between a spider and a dog I know which I'd rather share a room with.

Even if you don't like cuties like the one below though, have a look at this link to see some amazing photos - then tell me you don't want one of your own!

http://www.boredpanda.com/beautiful-...spider-photos/

I took a look and I still do not want one.

Jumping spiders are almost as bad as flying sharks.