So, I Went To A Party Last Night...

Gravdigr · 09-29-2011, 02:21 PM

It didn't start off as a "party". Just a bunch of us sitting around bullshitting like ya do. Then Beer arrived. Then Other Mind-Altering Substances arrived. Whiskey showed up at some point. One thing led to another...And so, I put it to you Cellar Dwellars, as a Parable of Life, that it is officially a party when the phrase

Quote:

Please don't jack off my dog.

has been uttered.

Other things that happened (to the best of my recollection):

A bald man, no doubt, now has rug burn, on his head.

I danced on half a pic-a-nic table.

A friend of mine was electrocuted (just a little bit) when he stabbed a boom box that was plugged in, and playing.

Every person at this whateverthehellitwas barked like a dog at one point or another. Repeatedly. In unison, at times. We also did a fair impersonation of a coon hunt.

Strange chicks' boobs were motorboated. (She asked "What would you do if you had a pair of these at home?" So, I put 'em in my mouth.) No, there are no pix.

We burned stolen firewood.

The cops stayed away.

Gravdigr · 09-29-2011, 02:23 PM

Oh, and, no hangover this ~~morning~~ afternoon.

Trilby · 09-29-2011, 02:24 PM

sounds like a lovely soiree!

Undertoad · 09-29-2011, 02:34 PM

These Rosh Hashanah celebrations are going too far.

Trilby · 09-29-2011, 02:38 PM

that rat thar is funneh.

zippyt · 09-29-2011, 06:37 PM

Thursday

monster · 09-29-2011, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

These Rosh Hashanah celebrations are going too far.

Ur getting the holiday wrong -it was Rosh Hashanwhiskey

jimhelm · 09-30-2011, 12:18 AM

John Bauman celebrates Rosh-sha-na-na.

Hmmm...theres a much better joke there...i just cant place it.

Aliantha · 09-30-2011, 12:28 AM

Grav...I have to say, that party sounds like you might have gone to the wrong address. Aren't you a bit old for those sort of antics? Aren't they normally reserved for college kids and stuff?

TheMercenary · 09-30-2011, 08:19 PM

Sounds like a flash mob.

DanaC · 10-01-2011, 03:31 AM

Sounds fun Grav.

buttless · 10-01-2011, 06:08 AM

1. You might want to question just who it is you "party" with.

2. It could have been MUCH worse.

Quote:

Hey! Quit suckin' my dog off

or

Quote:

Why the fuck is there a spatula in my dogs ass?

Sundae · 10-01-2011, 08:06 AM

You know, I think the last really great party I went to was full of people dancing, chugging water and saying, "You are SO amazing!" and meaning it.

I'm showing my age now.

Gravdigr · 10-02-2011, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Grav...I have to say, that party sounds like you might have gone to the wrong address. Aren't you a bit old for those sort of antics? Aren't they normally reserved for college kids and stuff?

I ain't too old for nothing!!!!

To quote a country song:

I ain't as good as I once was
I've got a few years on me now
But there was a time, back in my prime
When I could really lay it down
if you need some love tonight
Then I might have just enough
I ain't as good as I once was
But I'm as good once as I ever was

Damn skippy.

Gravdigr · 10-02-2011, 05:39 PM

Did I mention that party had a "happy ending"?

09-29-2011, 02:23 PM	#2
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09-29-2011, 02:24 PM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	sounds like a lovely soiree! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-29-2011, 02:38 PM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	that rat thar is funneh. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-29-2011, 06:37 PM	#6
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Thursday __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-30-2011, 12:18 AM	#8
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	John Bauman celebrates Rosh-sha-na-na. Hmmm...theres a much better joke there...i just cant place it. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

09-29-2011, 02:34 PM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	These Rosh Hashanah celebrations are going too far.

09-30-2011, 12:28 AM	#9
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Grav...I have to say, that party sounds like you might have gone to the wrong address. Aren't you a bit old for those sort of antics? Aren't they normally reserved for college kids and stuff? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

09-30-2011, 08:19 PM	#10
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Sounds like a flash mob. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-01-2011, 08:06 AM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You know, I think the last really great party I went to was full of people dancing, chugging water and saying, "You are SO amazing!" and meaning it. I'm showing my age now. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-02-2011, 05:39 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Did I mention that party had a "happy ending"? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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