Er' She Blows

[BigV]

You've been on fire and now you're about to be drowned and it's your lost locust order that's bugging you? yeesh, some people just can't be pleased.

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Originally Posted by BigV

You've been on fire and now you're about to be drowned

They say Texas is god's country. What did Texas do to incur the wrath of god? After all, Louisiana created David Duke. Why did god not smitten Louisiana? Oh.

Where god's chosen ones are blessed, even hurricanes become non-events. God has endowed his blessing on people so righteous as to even create the Cellar. All praise he who is so almighty. Put your hands on the radio and pray with me (after a word from our sponsor).