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08-17-2011, 09:45 AM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: In the Deep South
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I always enjoy a good hind lick manuver
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08-17-2011, 10:07 AM
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Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: May 2011
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You're a true Southern man...
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08-17-2011, 02:14 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Why don't basketball players have children?
Because they dribble before they shoot. Why doesn't the Dairy Queen have any children? Because she's married to Mr. Softy. Why doesn't Dr. Pepper have any children? Because he comes in a bottle.
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08-17-2011, 09:31 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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The Burger King didn't wrap his whopper. Why doesn't Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because he'd cut himself. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife left him.
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