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Old 08-13-2011, 03:49 AM   #16
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Number 1
In Number 2 the sushi is larger than the waitress, and that would put me off.
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Old 08-13-2011, 05:45 AM   #17
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Old 08-13-2011, 08:10 AM   #18
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Number 1
In Number 2 the sushi is larger than the waitress, and that would put me off.
Maybe she's a very small waitress?
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Old 08-13-2011, 10:43 AM   #19
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I prefer number 2. Number 1 is okay, but it feels a bit empty. Having the waitress there gives me a better sense of balance.
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Old 08-13-2011, 11:05 AM   #20
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The dude hasn't called, I guess he's waiting until Monday for it.

why am i not first on everybody's schedule?
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Old 08-13-2011, 12:36 PM   #21
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#2. It's very appealing.

#1 seems a bit empty
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Old 08-13-2011, 03:16 PM   #22
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Maybe she's a very small waitress?
That is really creepy.
Of course you know what I would fear then. That she would hide herself inside the take-away containers, jump out when I wasn't looking and play horrible tricks on me with her tiny little hands.

Thank goodness for Diz. He'll bite off her head.
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Old 08-13-2011, 03:46 PM   #23
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That is really creepy.
Of course you know what I would fear then. That she would hide herself inside the take-away containers, jump out when I wasn't looking and play horrible tricks on me with her tiny little hands.

Thank goodness for Diz. He'll bite off her head.
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Old 08-13-2011, 04:13 PM   #24
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I don't need to - I read it.
I wasn't creeped out by it, but I didn't know much about the sheer malevolence of the very small back then.
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Old 08-13-2011, 04:17 PM   #25
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I like #2 better--but if the owner goes with that one, he'd better get her to sign some sort of release. She may say she's cool with it now, but then later she gets fired, and sues because "her image" has been used to generate years of sales, etc. etc...
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Old 08-13-2011, 05:28 PM   #26
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#2. But, I like Asian women. I mean, I really like Asian women.

That's racist isn't it?
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Old 08-13-2011, 07:43 PM   #27
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1 is about the food, 2 is about the staff.

I personally prefer 1, because it's about the food for me.
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Old 08-13-2011, 08:09 PM   #28
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Version 1.

I'm sure she's a very nice hostess, but they aren't selling her, as far as I know.
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Old 08-14-2011, 07:36 PM   #29
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Version 3 - Put the girl in the corner somewhere less conspicuous and not covering the food. She is a great compliment, but not the main course... I hope.
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Old 08-16-2011, 02:39 PM   #30
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