Riddles

[hot_pastrami]

Originally posted by Slartibartfast
Okay, you answered that way too fast!

That's the answer.

I just know the answer because that exact scenario actually happened to me once... and I swore I'd never touch tequila again!

Something about the riddle's explanation made the answer obvious to me for some reason... first I thought maybe you'd put your mouth over the hole and suck it out, but that wouldn't work unless there was an air hole on the bottom, and you had the sucking power of a five-dollar hooker. Then I turned to the universal solution... urine!