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Old 07-22-2011, 01:58 PM   #1
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Teeth and lips go together all the time. Don't be such a pussy.
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Old 07-22-2011, 02:17 PM   #2
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Old 07-23-2011, 07:19 AM   #3
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I can't for the life of me remember the build up...but the joke ends like this:

The chick has been throwing herself at dude like all night, and he ain't going for it. Finally she just asks straight out "Do you just not want pussy or what?" He says "Oh no! I know about what you women got down there. There's teeth down there and it'll bite me off!!"

This just blows the woman's mind. She jumps up on a chair, pulls up her dress, drops her panties, and says "Now, do you see any teeth down there?"

Dude looks for a moment, and replies "Well, no wonder with gums like those."
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