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Old 07-09-2011, 06:16 PM   #1
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Jenny

Absolutely brilliant. I am soooooo trying this the next time.

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We find supermarkets a great place to feed our kids when we are out of town. Some supermarkets only give the sale price to people with a club card. Don't bother signing up for a card or paying full price. Supermarkets can look you up by phone number: use Jenny's! 867-5309 works every time. Invariably, someone has signed up with this number to avoid giving out their real phone number.
..and yes, after reading the article I cannot get the song out of my head.
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Old 07-09-2011, 09:24 PM   #2
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I guess you use the local area code...?
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Old 07-10-2011, 03:31 AM   #3
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I'll just leave this here...

http://www.oldskoolphreak.com/tfiles/phreak/jenny07.txt

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http://www.danstheman.com/Jenny.htm
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Old 07-10-2011, 11:44 AM   #4
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I'll just leave this here...
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612: "Hi this is Paul with Gavick and Sons Plumbing and we went into the bathroom the other day and saw Jenny's phone number on the wall and we took it and now it's our number. If you're trying to get great plumbing service then give us a call at our main number at [Number], otherwise Jenny passed away [Has to wait?].
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900: "Cannot be completed as dialed." [Damn, was expecting Jenny's 40+ hot slut service]
So how is it that plumbers recognize a business opportunity before porn operators?
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Old 07-12-2011, 02:43 PM   #5
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Ben Franklin Plumbing (nat'l chain) used to use the 800-867-5309 number didn't they?
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Old 07-13-2011, 12:30 AM   #6
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So how is it that plumbers recognize a business opportunity before porn operators?
Because plumbers know how to lay pipe.


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Ben Franklin Plumbing (nat'l chain) used to use the 800-867-5309 number didn't they?
Yup.
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Old 07-14-2011, 04:47 PM   #7
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Because plumbers know how to lay pipe.
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