Bizarre motel room

[Sundae]

Threatening us with bears seems to be the new vogue. There's this one, the Fox's biz-quit one, and the ultimately sinister Birds-Eye bear.
They all speak as if they are involved in the underworld. No, seriously, watch them. It's not me stereotyping because of an accent.

Originally Posted by Rrrraven

As soon as you drift off to sleep the bear's evil glinty eyes pop open and, well, you know what happens after that.

We are SO on the same wavelength!
Bears don't worry me all that much, but I know where you are coming from. They don't have real eyes...



... so they (or their minions) come to seek out your eyes with their blunt paws during the witching hour.

Forget tinfoil headgear - wear your sunglasses to bed.