10 Day countdown

[jimhelm]

I'm faced with emptying my house out in order to sell it.

There is an unbelievable amount of SHIT in there.

I've lived away from it for coming up on a year now, and I obviously don't need any of it. I'll be keeping my tools, and some photos, but most of it is going to the curb either for sale or discard.

I will also be keeping the kangaroo testicle bottle opener that Aliantha sent me one Christmas. just cuz I like offering it to people to use, and then telling them afterwards that it is made from genuine kangaroo scrotum. (it's very soft fur)

I need to work on a list of what I want to keep, actually.

[skysidhe]

Originally Posted by jimhelm

I will also be keeping the kangaroo testicle bottle opener that Aliantha sent me one Christmas. just cuz I like offering it to people to use, and then telling them afterwards that it is made from genuine kangaroo scrotum. (it's very soft fur)

heheheh For the looks on people's faces, priceless.


good luck and happy sorting

[casimendocina]

Originally Posted by jimhelm

I will also be keeping the kangaroo testicle bottle opener that Aliantha sent me one Christmas. just cuz I like offering it to people to use, and then telling them afterwards that it is made from genuine kangaroo scrotum. (it's very soft fur)

Ali, do all the souvenir shops sell them or is it a speciality item? (as such).