Toilet. Cleaning Advice Appreciated.

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by BigV

get a plastic bag and fill it with some rocks. Put the bag in the toilet. The water level will rise. Thank you Aesop.

Wait, that's from Fingerbobs, isn't it?

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Also, cut way down on the red wine and artificially-colored cereals.

Neither currantly (see what I did there?) consumed in this household.

Originally Posted by limey

Smash the toilet accidentally (drop something heavy on it. Dad will buy a new one. Problem solved.

Originally Posted by monster

better suggest mum does that or Sundae will be sent to Coventry again.

Monster's got the family dynamics right. Except Mum would never agree with that approach. She's no shrinking violet. She'll just be all acid and venom, leaving Dad with NO idea what he's done wrong this time, despite heavy hints. I expect lots of bitchy personal comments along the lines of "I'm not surprised you didn't clean the table properly, you're willing to put up with a filthy toilet" and "No of course you didn't hear me deafo! You can't see that the toilet is filthy either!"

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

If it were me, I would just put a dimmer bulb in the bathroom.

If I were living with you HLJ, I would BAN dimmer switches. Kiss kiss.

Sometimes I think dropping a rock on Mum's head would be the best solution.
But then who would clean the toilet?

[limey]

Originally Posted by Sundae

...She'll just be all acid and venom, leaving Dad with NO idea what he's done wrong this time, despite heavy hints. I expect lots of bitchy personal comments along the lines of "I'm not surprised you didn't clean the table properly, you're willing to put up with a filthy toilet" and "No of course you didn't hear me deafo! You can't see that the toilet is filthy ?

But srsly, SG, ifn you know these bitchy comments come from the toilet bowl scenario, can't you just ignore them? (Your dad must have his own coping mechanism by now, I suppose ...)

[Sundae]

Thanks for ALL the comments. Turns out Casi was right in the first response - Dad went out and bought bicarb of soda this morning and she was already working it by the time I got home today! And it IS working. Are calcium deposits different to limescale? Her toilet cleaner is a 100% limescale remover, apparently...? Which is why we were wandering down the damaged ceramic route.

Originally Posted by limey

But srsly, SG, ifn you know these bitchy comments come from the toilet bowl scenario, can't you just ignore them? (Your dad must have his own coping mechanism by now, I suppose ...)

Dad just lets them go.

I'm FAR better than I was, but something inside me lets her get to me every time. Afterwards I can rationalise it - she's upset and angry and it's not my fault. But I spent a childhood of her being upset and angry and it WAS my fault.

The thing that still scares me is that she brings things back up from previous situations. I'm always terrified that she will start talking about times I have made her ashamed, and embarrassed her. She told me just last year the reason my husband left me was because I didn't keep a clean house. Despite the fact I left him. That was a low blow, dredging up something that I'm still torn by and happened over 10 years ago.

On the one hand she worries about me blaming myself too much for the divorce, and yet when she is in a pissy mood she has no problem bringing it up again to smack me with. The issue was a moot one anyway - I wasn't helping Dad in the garden. I'd asked him the day before and he said he'd rather do it himself.

Meh - I'm too defensive says Mum.
Maybe I am.
But I'm also lazy, spiteful, bitchy, argumentative and live in an airy fairy world of my own. According to her.

Anyway.
This is a GOOD NEWS THREAD!
Toilet is cleaner, she will continue with the treatment.
And she is very pleased and proud of both the difference and of me.
And I cooked a lovely meal of chicken wings tonight.
So I am well in favour, which I owe to the Cellar.