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classicman · 05-25-2011, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman

you're from Pittsburgh?

infinite monkey · 05-25-2011, 11:04 AM

Does Pittsburgh have a bot factory?

I mean, this "thing" doesn't even get the geographical references right, despite there being a "big tower" ('cause hardly any big cities have big towers, right?)

Scumbot?

classicman · 05-25-2011, 11:34 AM

I was trying to relay that my Pittsburgh guess was a joke. Unless he was talking about Harrisburg as that is the capitol, but other than that ... shrug.

The mistake on the lake is in Ohio, so whatever.

infinite monkey · 05-25-2011, 11:36 AM

It's a spammer. A disgusting and nasty third world one, but a spammer of some kind.

Um...ewwwww?

Hi, we just met. I like to suck dead man's cock and rub fish eggs on my testes, then roll around in gopher shit while eating furburgers. So what do you do for a living?

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...936#post735936

infinite monkey · 05-25-2011, 11:39 AM

Oh hai! Welcome to the Cellar!

classicman · 05-25-2011, 11:55 AM

ohhhh - Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Why is he/she/it still here?

infinite monkey · 05-25-2011, 11:57 AM

Because we love and accept newbies, even if they're disgusting scumbots?

Give us your tired, your nasty, your leprotic pus mongers, yearning to slip in a spam link...well, don't exactly GIVE them to us but we'll give them the benefit of the doubt.

Sundae · 05-25-2011, 01:37 PM

He may be a spammer, but I don't think it's nasty and disgusting for a guy to gently douche a woman during her period. I mean he seems to see it as a loving and caring act, rather than something he is repulsed by.

Like Sheldon with his specialist shower attachment for cleansing prior to anal sex.

I'm not disgusted by a man who doesn't want the aftermath of sex to look like Vietnam.

infinite monkey · 05-25-2011, 01:45 PM

Really? Would you tell that to a person the first time you talked to them? 'Cause, that's just gross.

What ev.

I call freak. LIke it or not...

Now let's all sing:

someone's douching me
Kumbaya
Someone's rimming me
kumbaya
Someones choking me while I come
Kumbaya
Then giving head to horses
kumbaya
oh it's wonderful
kumbaya

Sundae · 05-25-2011, 01:53 PM

Oh yeah - too much too soon - I don't deny that.

Can you imagine?
"Hi. You look great. Can I buy you a drink?"
[always a yes - I can always escape out of a toilet window]
"I'd love to douche you when you're menstruating"
- Triple vodka shot please, and where is the Ladies?

I just didn't think the actual content of the post was disgusting or equivalent to sucking a dead man's cock. Which I've found to be a dinner party stopper too.

infinite monkey · 05-25-2011, 01:57 PM

OK, I'll grant you my comparison was poorly thought out.

But yeah, I was really put off with that as 1st or 2nd post. We've likened the Cellar to a bar, and as much as I like to have fun, if someone I didn't know came up and said that to me right off I'd knock 'em right upside the skull. No question.

Sundae · 05-25-2011, 02:07 PM

Not poorly thought out chick.
Just indicative of what you don't tell people on a first date

Caviar? Really?

DanaC · 05-25-2011, 02:17 PM

In fairness though, whilst an early contribution it was entirely in keeping with the nature of that particular thread. It's clearly the kind of thing we are happy to talk about in here.

Bear in mind, quite often when people sign up and post, they've often spent a little time reading existing threads and may feel they know us more than we know them.

I think we have to be careful that we don't let experiences like PP and Emma make us overly cynical with newcomers who may have inadvertently got the wrong impression about our unspoken assumptions and unwritten rules.

infinite monkey · 05-25-2011, 02:26 PM

I get what you're saying, I really do...but for ME? No.

Nope nope nope.

That isn't fit conversation for just meeting people. I'll get more prude stickers I'm sure, but as open book as I am there are some things I think are meant for more intimate relationships. If "whoever" had been here a bit longer, even, I might reconsider.

But nope.

So I'll shuddup and all, but I maintain that for ME, I was doing the online version of knocking someone upside the head for assuming that they can say absolutely anything they want to me out of the blue.

I call it respect. That's just ME. IMHO.

Sundae · 05-25-2011, 02:29 PM

I've just spent the last 15 minutes or so checking out my first posts.
Okay they weren't 100% me in relaxed mode, but I am reasonably proud of them as an introduction.

I loved this place from the get-go and the best I could hope for was that some of these shining people might reply to me. Wolf, Bri, Dana & BigV did. But it took a long time before I stopped feeling hurt if I didn't get a response.

05-25-2011, 11:34 AM	#168
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I was trying to relay that my Pittsburgh guess was a joke. Unless he was talking about Harrisburg as that is the capitol, but other than that ... shrug. The mistake on the lake is in Ohio, so whatever. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-25-2011, 11:55 AM	#171
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	ohhhh - Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Why is he/she/it still here? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-25-2011, 01:37 PM	#173
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	He may be a spammer, but I don't think it's nasty and disgusting for a guy to gently douche a woman during her period. I mean he seems to see it as a loving and caring act, rather than something he is repulsed by. Like Sheldon with his specialist shower attachment for cleansing prior to anal sex. I'm not disgusted by a man who doesn't want the aftermath of sex to look like Vietnam. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-25-2011, 01:53 PM	#175
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Oh yeah - too much too soon - I don't deny that. Can you imagine? "Hi. You look great. Can I buy you a drink?" [always a yes - I can always escape out of a toilet window] "I'd love to douche you when you're menstruating" - Triple vodka shot please, and where is the Ladies? I just didn't think the actual content of the post was disgusting or equivalent to sucking a dead man's cock. Which I've found to be a dinner party stopper too. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-25-2011, 02:07 PM	#177
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Not poorly thought out chick. Just indicative of what you don't tell people on a first date Caviar? Really? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-25-2011, 11:04 AM	#167
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Does Pittsburgh have a bot factory? I mean, this "thing" doesn't even get the geographical references right, despite there being a "big tower" ('cause hardly any big cities have big towers, right?) Scumbot?

05-25-2011, 11:36 AM	#169
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	It's a spammer. A disgusting and nasty third world one, but a spammer of some kind. Um...ewwwww? Hi, we just met. I like to suck dead man's cock and rub fish eggs on my testes, then roll around in gopher shit while eating furburgers. So what do you do for a living? http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...936#post735936

05-25-2011, 11:39 AM	#170
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Oh hai! Welcome to the Cellar!

05-25-2011, 11:57 AM	#172
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Because we love and accept newbies, even if they're disgusting scumbots? Give us your tired, your nasty, your leprotic pus mongers, yearning to slip in a spam link...well, don't exactly GIVE them to us but we'll give them the benefit of the doubt.

05-25-2011, 01:45 PM	#174
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Really? Would you tell that to a person the first time you talked to them? 'Cause, that's just gross. What ev. I call freak. LIke it or not... Now let's all sing: someone's douching me Kumbaya Someone's rimming me kumbaya Someones choking me while I come Kumbaya Then giving head to horses kumbaya oh it's wonderful kumbaya

05-25-2011, 01:57 PM	#176
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	OK, I'll grant you my comparison was poorly thought out. But yeah, I was really put off with that as 1st or 2nd post. We've likened the Cellar to a bar, and as much as I like to have fun, if someone I didn't know came up and said that to me right off I'd knock 'em right upside the skull. No question.

05-25-2011, 02:26 PM	#179
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I get what you're saying, I really do...but for ME? No. Nope nope nope. That isn't fit conversation for just meeting people. I'll get more prude stickers I'm sure, but as open book as I am there are some things I think are meant for more intimate relationships. If "whoever" had been here a bit longer, even, I might reconsider. But nope. So I'll shuddup and all, but I maintain that for ME, I was doing the online version of knocking someone upside the head for assuming that they can say absolutely anything they want to me out of the blue. I call it respect. That's just ME. IMHO.

05-25-2011, 02:29 PM	#180
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I've just spent the last 15 minutes or so checking out my first posts. Okay they weren't 100% me in relaxed mode, but I am reasonably proud of them as an introduction. I loved this place from the get-go and the best I could hope for was that some of these shining people might reply to me. Wolf, Bri, Dana & BigV did. But it took a long time before I stopped feeling hurt if I didn't get a response. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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