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Gravdigr · 01-21-2013, 03:34 PM

'Buffering'.

Outstanding.

ETA: No one I know in my personal life will get it.

BigV · 01-22-2013, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

During sex, I suddenly stopped and held perfectly still.

She was all like, 'what are you doing/"

I said, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub. It's called Buffering."

excellent!!!

ANOTHER magic trick!! I can't wait.

Pete Zicato · 01-24-2013, 09:47 AM

I was in Mercy, Australia, recently and was served tea made from the hair of a koala bear.

You're kidding! How was it?

Oh, it was awful. It was filled with koala hair!

Well, you know, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained.

Trilby · 01-24-2013, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

I was in Mercy, Australia, recently and was served tea made from the hair of a koala bear.

You're kidding! How was it?

Oh, it was awful. It was filled with koala hair!

Well, you know, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained.

I know someone who would think that was funny.

Unfortunately, he has a very tiny weenie.

but he would find that funny.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-24-2013, 03:58 PM

Hey, you promised not to tell.

Chocolatl · 01-24-2013, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

I was in Mercy, Australia, recently and was served tea made from the hair of a koala bear.

You're kidding! How was it?

Oh, it was awful. It was filled with koala hair!

Well, you know, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained.

I feel like I'm not getting this one...

xoxoxoBruce · 01-24-2013, 04:19 PM

Quality of mercy is not strained.

orthodoc · 01-21-2013, 03:13 PM

Chocolatl · 01-21-2013, 03:55 PM

I immediately shared that with my brother and two best friends. Good one!

jimhelm · 01-21-2013, 03:58 PM

Yeah, when you tell that joke, you find out if they watch porn often enough to get the joke.

orthodoc · 01-21-2013, 04:11 PM

You don't have to watch porn to know what buffering is. I would think anyone could get the joke.

glatt · 01-22-2013, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc

You don't have to watch porn to know what buffering is. I would think anyone could get the joke.

Unless they have FIOS.

jimhelm · 01-21-2013, 04:51 PM

nope, too late.. you already lolled.

BigV · 01-24-2013, 09:53 AM

Unlike that joke... :groan:

footfootfoot · 01-24-2013, 10:12 AM

That was the mercifully brief version of the interminable shaggy dog story.

01-21-2013, 03:34 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	'Buffering'. Outstanding. ETA: No one I know in my personal life will get it. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-24-2013, 09:47 AM	#3
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	I was in Mercy, Australia, recently and was served tea made from the hair of a koala bear. You're kidding! How was it? Oh, it was awful. It was filled with koala hair! Well, you know, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

01-24-2013, 03:58 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hey, you promised not to tell. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-24-2013, 04:19 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Quality of mercy is not strained. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-21-2013, 03:13 PM	#8
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	__________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

01-21-2013, 03:55 PM	#9
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	I immediately shared that with my brother and two best friends. Good one!

01-21-2013, 03:58 PM	#10
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Yeah, when you tell that joke, you find out if they watch porn often enough to get the joke. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

01-21-2013, 04:11 PM	#11
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	You don't have to watch porn to know what buffering is. I would think anyone could get the joke. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

01-21-2013, 04:51 PM	#13
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	nope, too late.. you already lolled. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

01-24-2013, 09:53 AM	#14
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Unlike that joke... :groan: __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-24-2013, 10:12 AM	#15
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	That was the mercifully brief version of the interminable shaggy dog story. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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