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Old 05-17-2011, 01:42 PM   #1
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well, you may not meet many experts on that culture, but there are some good people here, and good times to be had.

now, sit up straight, and start parting your hair down the middle.
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Old 05-17-2011, 02:24 PM   #2
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well, you may not meet many experts on that culture,...
And, then again, you may...

Take a picture of yourself, spatula in one hand, and a handful of your ass in the other.
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Old 05-17-2011, 02:29 PM   #3
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And, then again, you may...

Take a picture of yourself, spatula in one hand, and a handful of your ass in the other.
I see your emoticons and I raise you...
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Old 05-17-2011, 02:38 PM   #4
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Old 05-17-2011, 03:09 PM   #5
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A new motto..."The Cellar. First in wit. Second only to www.the-pork.com/Forum41-1.aspx in talk about BSDM."
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Old 05-21-2011, 02:48 PM   #6
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...but I will take pictures of mself performing certain commands as proof if the Dominant wishes...I am also happy to carry out punishments as the Dominant believes I need them.
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And, then again, you may...

Take a picture of yourself, spatula in one hand, and a handful of your ass in the other.
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I see your emoticons and I raise you...[here you say no]
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No point for you!!! Not only did you not take said picture, as you were explicitly instructed to do, you said no. That is strictly forbidden. All sorts of things will come out of your mouth in my dungeon, but, "no" better not be one of them. Not when the flail is in my hand. You have no idea of the punishment you are in for now. But, as you demonstrate, you cannot follow simple instructions, so the punishment you willingly seek will not be forthcoming. Suffer.

If you want a tiny, infinitesimal smidgen of redemption, you may take a picture of yourself with a paper bag over your head while smearing sweet pickle relish all over a white t-shirt you are wearing. Outside.

This is your final chance.
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