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View Poll Results: kuni??
i'm ok if he won't kuni 5 83.33%
no kuni, no suck 1 16.67%
no kuni, i kick his ass to the curb 0 0%
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Old 05-11-2011, 03:58 PM   #1
Sundae
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I can't touch my nose with my tongue.
But I can suck an egg through a hosepipe.
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Old 05-11-2011, 04:02 PM   #2
limey
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Cunnilingus is cheaper. Much, much cheaper.
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Yep a lot cheaper. Plus I can touch my tongue to me nose!!!!!
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I can lick my eyebrows.
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You should trim them.
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I can't touch my nose with my tongue.
But I can suck an egg through a hosepipe.
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Old 05-12-2011, 03:24 PM   #3
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I can't touch my nose with my tongue.
But I can suck an egg through a hosepipe.
How long of a hose would I need to reach from Mississippi to England?? Hmmm
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